September 20, 2012

Coffee Talk: The Worst Pick up Lines Ever!

NY&Co jean jacket (old), H&M Tshirt, Love 21 skirt, Forever21 heels

Ok, so once again, a couple of my friends and I were talking about the worst pick up lines we've heard. And, here is our list:

  1. Is it ok if I tell you your fortune? (takes hand and writes his number) Then says, your fortune is clear.
  2. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated with you.
  3. You're so beautiful that I forgot my pick up line.
  4. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
  5. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
  6. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
  7. Would you sleep with a stranger? (answer no) Then hi, my name is...
  8. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  9. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
  10. It's a good thing I have my library card. Why? Because I'm totally checking you out.

So, on that note, what are some pick up lines you've heard?


  1. I am cracking up!!!

    The one that I hear (which makes me roll my eyes harder than ever) is, "Why you looking so mad girl? Smile."

    The colors in your outfit are speaking to me right now! Love the orange, brown and blue! That skirt is too cute!

  2. hahahahaha Corie you're hilarious love the skirt and those shoes the colors are so fall-ish!

  3. LMAO! What a mess! This is the dumbest one that I have heard, "Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?" Pure foolishness!
    Love the blog. Stopping by from BLM.

  4. You should hear what women say to It's worse than that!

  5. Love this outfit the shoes are fab <3

  6. kt I would love to hear what some women have said....

    thanks everyone for commenting! we had a ton more but narrowed them down to ones posted.

  7. Lol, I just love your blog!! You look great love he skirt and shoes!!


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